hawti:

Gym Instructor: So what’s your favourite machine to use here at the gym?

MeThe Vending Machine

(Source: hawti, via yelled)

holmecuffed:

universalgrandma:

nuvematown:

so what do you guys have planned for valentines day

murder

thats the spirit

(Source: kazekag, via yelled)

if countries were students

  • Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
  • America: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
  • Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
  • England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentlemen
  • New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
  • The Netherlands: That high kid in the back that everyone just ignores
  • France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
  • China: The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
  • Russia: The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed

flums:

If u think someone (me) is cute you should tell them (me)

(Source: uqqu, via yelled)

tiredestprincess:

ok new rule: if you’re gonna call me “cute” you have to specify whether you mean “cute like a little girl/baby animal” or “cute enough to bang mercilessly”

(via yelled)

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